Alexis 1994 Singaporean

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via ugly)

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icarly-official:

when your friend lets you copy their homework

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(via officialwhitegirls)

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hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

This has 43 thousand notes and most of them are people asking what the joke is

(Source: like-red-ash, via thefuuuucomics)

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4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

4gifs:

Cat reverts to a restore point. [video]

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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(via bunsen)

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kuzco2000:

onlylolgifs:

Man gets a hard-on at the worst possible moment

mickey’s dick smasher is here

(via thefunnygentleman)

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semi-attractive:

when u do really well on a test without studyingimage

(via ugly)

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peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

(Source: golfingfetus, via thefunnygentleman)

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dilfgod:

my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going

(via laughing-llama)

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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio, via thefunnygentleman)

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septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

(via bunsen)

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